20 People to Follow on Twitter: @MrCraigBierko
Pull apart the word “Menudo,” it’s like a little NAMBLA pop-up word.less than a minute ago via web
Craig Bierko
MrCraigBierko
If you have ever performed “celebrity interviews,” and of course you have, because it is the number one form of income in these here United States, you will know that mostly it is terrible and no one wants to say anything and it’s all awkward. And then there are the Craig Bierkos of the world. In a lunch interview a few years ago, at some point I was like, listen, you’re extraordinarily hot and incredibly amusing and wildly intelligent, but it’s like hour three and I wasn’t planning on quitting smoking today, so I’m just gonna go now? Fortunately he took to Twitter not long ago, so now he is accessible all the time. One thing you could do is make an animated gif of him with his mouth moving, and then you could pretend his Tweets were talking to you. And also you could dress that gif up in little fun outfits. It’s your digital Craig Bierko boyfriend! So this is why he is the only “famous person” to follow on Twitter basically.
I firmly believe that A) @SarahPalinUSA affixed the “USA” onto her twitter name out of patriotism and B) I am Barbara Eden.Mon Feb 07 02:07:55 via TweetDeck
Craig Bierko
MrCraigBierko
He tends to spend a lot of time interacting with total randoms, which is kind of awesome!
Ryan, I’d be hard pressed to recall a time I WASN’T winning an MTV award. @RyanPom Have you ever won an MTV award?Sat Feb 05 05:03:40 via web
Craig Bierko
MrCraigBierko
No, we get in the van and come to you. Sometimes we’re pretty drunk when we show up. “@murraymaker: Is Unhitched out on DVD?”Sun Jan 30 17:20:23 via Twitter for iPad
Craig Bierko
MrCraigBierko
Also apparently he wants a job.
DON’T ask @rosannecash 2 record your “Replace Regis w/ @MrCraigBierko” CAMPAIGN ANTHEM! GORGEOUS GENIUSES r 2 BUSY 2 write FREE anthems!Thu Jan 27 20:59:51 via Twitter for iPhone
Craig Bierko
MrCraigBierko
Right? @OldChapleBack someone give @MrCraigBierko a fucking job already. His twitter is goddamn depressing.Wed Jan 26 00:22:51 via web
Craig Bierko
MrCraigBierko
Also is never afraid to make Jew jokes.
Jewish Twitter Fight! Fuck You! How’s your mother?!! “@Fred_Stoller:
Cool, this is my first famous twitter fight! Fuck you too!”Thu Jan 27 20:13:34 via Twitter for iPhone
Craig Bierko
MrCraigBierko
And the like.
Hard to believe it’s nearly White History Eleven Months again! #blackhistorymonthTue Feb 01 07:47:17 via web
Craig Bierko
MrCraigBierko
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