20 People to Follow on Twitter: Kate Riley

if you could change one thing about yourself, which of his ex-girlfriends would you kill?Thu Feb 03 20:10:11 via TweetDeck

Kate Riley
bubblebathos

As a person who hates funny people — they always seem like they’re trying so hard! — I avoid “funny” Twitter accounts. There’s a few that are always satisfactorily hilarious: Michael McKean, and Kevin Fanning and the nuttiness that is Josh Allen. And then there’s Kate Riley. I have no idea who she is! Probably a comedian or something. Anyway her whole Twitter thing is about self-hatred and sad-girl things to the nth degree. It’s like a parody of a parody but so extremely hateful that it crosses over into actually being funny.

does this tube top make my childhood look shitty?Sun Jan 30 18:16:45 via TweetDeck

Kate Riley
bubblebathos

still can’t get over how adorable my boyfriend looks, sound asleep in bed with that bitch he’s married toSun Jan 23 03:48:57 via TweetDeck

Kate Riley
bubblebathos

do we have any evidence that Matthew McConaughey is NOT a gigantic rainstickMon Jan 17 18:38:07 via web

Kate Riley
bubblebathos

It’s extremely dark!

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Judy Blume
Roger Clark
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