Unsolicited Advice
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Government Shutdown? How About a Government Shutup!
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Nothing Makes Sense Any More, Nothing Will Make It Make Sense
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Change is Scary, But Not as Scary as Jellyfish
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Yeah, It's Cold
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We're Alive, This Isn't Hell, and in 2018 You Might Have to Do Something About It
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The Greatest Gift We Can Give at the Holidays is Zero Fucks
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It Was What You Least Expected But Always Secretly Feared, The End
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Revenge is Like Chowder, Make Sure You Get the Right Kind
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Getting There is Only Half The Fun If Being There Is Any Fun At All
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Don't Win Arguments, Win Elections