The 17 Absolute Worst, Least Worthwhile, Utterly Embarrassing Posts Published On The Awl In Its...

The 17 Absolute Worst, Least Worthwhile, Utterly Embarrassing Posts Published On The Awl In Its First Year

17. Janet Malcolm’s Abandoned Autobiography
16. Bless Your Heart, Bhairavi Desai
15. Lone German Helping NYC the Only Way He Knows How
14. Even Actors Find Out that the New Currency is Attention
13. ChatRoulette Explained: Hot Girls Don’t Get Nexted
12. Dim Princeton Freshman Signs Herself Up For Lonely, Friendless Four Years
11. How To Ruin Valentine’s Day For Straight People
10. Cat Blizzard Videos Made By People Who Should Have Cats Taken Away
9. How To Stop The Internet Comments
8. What Were Black People Talking About on Twitter Last Night?
7. My Baby? My Baby Seems So Smart But I’m Also Scared About My Baby
6. The Brevity of Enthusiasms, or, OMFG ‘Avatar’ FTW!
5. How To Barbecue A Turkey-The Super Easy Way For Morons
4. Stop Being a Wuss: How To Make Pie Crusts the Easy Way
3. Listicle without Commentary: The 85 Best Morrissey Solo Songs, In Order
2. How To Make A Pizza
1. Perez Hilton Hates Miss California And He’s Right?