Six Take-Aways from the Four-Day Week

by Choire Sicha June 3, 2011

• “Canadians booing? That’s like being spit on by an angel.”

• “Make no mistake, this is a pornographic novel. It’s not, oh, it’s the 18th century, and he runs his hand over her heaving bodice, blah blah. It is pure filth.”

• “NBA players get pedicures, so can you… bro.”

• “There is a cat you will be caring for.”

• “I am gonna produce a play called ‘Al Pacino On A Beach’ and it won’t have any actors, it will feature a different audience member reading the script every night doing that Al Pacino impression all humans have within them.”

• “So apparently the most common anxiety dreams are about ‘being chased or attacked,’ ‘falling or drowning’ and being unprepared for an exam. But what about the one where you’re sitting at the bar with all your friends and suddenly you look over and their faces have all melted off but instead of skulls they now resemble the puppets from the early ’80s television series ‘The Great Space Coaster’ and they start singing Desmond Dekker’s ‘Israelites’ to you?”

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