A Medley of Lyrics from Songs with 'Friday' in the Title

Yesterday was Thursday! Forwards means backwards, and left is right. What a jerk this guy was, right?

He’s about as hard as Darth Vader, in his sweat shirt, khakis and Chuck Taylors. Like the Twitter of Valdis Zatlers. And I will never stand naked in front of you, or if I do, it won’t be for a long time. They are people who sometimes have strange obsessions and really cool cars.

And the weather wasn’t barely hot — did I mention that the sweater was a Jeremy Scott? “If they don’t consent to it, then it’s murder and not good.”

You’re hilarious, thanks for all the laughs — you’re garbage so I’m taking out the trash. Begin sketching thoughts about John Ashbery’s translation of Rimbaud into moleskin notebook. Saturday, wait! And Sunday always comes too late.