I Am Sweaty And Uncomfortable

Remember yesterday when I was all, “Oh, it’s so nice out, it’s like spring blah blah blah”? Well, that was a different Alex Balk. A more positive, optimistic life’s-a-fairy-tale Alex Balk. Today’s Alex Balk HAS HAD IT with this fetid mess of humidity and unseasonable warmth. My gorgeous locks are all afrizz! Bring on the weekend already.