The Weather Sure Is Nice

I stepped outside this morning a my body momentarily gave me the signal to do all the things one does in spring: step lightly, whistle a happy tune, scan passersby for attractive pairs of breasts, etc. It’s very confusing out there today! I mean, it’s gonna be in the mid-70s! And as much as I am still wanting my two weeks of fall, I’ll take it. Soon enough it will be winter, with its lack of light. Plus, the Republicans are going to be running everything into the ground. And you’re gonna have to see a ton of costume dramas because your annoying friend wants to catch all the Oscar-nominated pictures and you stupidly agreed to accompany him. So there’s plenty of time for gloom. Let’s all pretend it’s spring today, okay? Thanks!