Man Makes Ugly Face

Gurn, you magnificent bastard! Gurn like you've never gurned before!

“The Aspatria builder admitted ahead of the competition that this year had been the most difficult of his life following the death of his mother, Jean, at the age of 70. But, walking on to the stage to Wham’s I’m Your Man, he wowed the crowds and judges in Egremont Market Hall. By puffing out his cheeks and crossing his eyes, Tommy transformed himself and proved why he’s the best on the planet.”
-In a remarkable comeback after a year beset by tragedy, Tommy Mattinson won a record-12th World Gurning Championship at Knifecrime Island’s Egremont Crab Fair. Not since Kieron Lee took the World Shin-Kicking Championship from favorite Gareth Price back in June have we seen such a powerful testament to British sporting prowess. [Via, pic via]