Why Won't Barack Obama Talk To Us Like The Morons We Are?

“The scores indicate that this was not Obama at his best, especially when attempting to make an emotional connection to the American people.”
-Paul J.J. Payack, president of a company that analyzes word usage, was disappointed with President Obama’s Oval Office address on Monday. The speech was written at a 10th grade level, and its 19.8 words per sentence “added some difficulty for his target audience.”