Today in Facebook Status Updates: Who’s Got a Buttplug?

by Ned Frey

Searching for buttplug

Many Facebook users like to illuminate dark corners of their lives, casting light where the sun rarely shines. They keep us plugged in to so many aspects of their daily existence! And thanks to recent changes Facebook made to its default privacy settings, they may be plugging in more of us than they bargained for.

Unlike in past years, when most users’ status updates were viewable only to their friends or members of their “networks,” changes made a couple months ago to Facebook’s default setting left users’ status updates exposed to the whole world (unless users proactively changed those settings back to a more restricted state). And now, using new search tools like Your Open Book, anyone can search and view all public Facebook status updates, on any subject they choose!

A few weeks back, I used this tool to find out who was masturbating in Facebook land. This week I decided to probe a new alley by searching on the word “buttplug” (with and without a hyphen). Let’s find out what Facebook Nation had to say on this topic!

Lori

Lori is a satisfied customer!

ashley

Ashley has something interesting she could bring on Antiques Roadshow.

nathan

Nathan is recalibrating some of his preconceptions about higher education.

clara

Clara is forgetful.

ian

Ian is too!

mandy

Mandy is putting her fate in your hands!

patrick

Patrick says “boo ya!” -give that man a fist-bump!

greg

Greg will have an interesting story to share at an A.A. meeting one day.

megan

Megan needs to get a better handle on things.

aj

A.J. is… uh… from the Netherlands, apparently. And now we know how to say “buttplug” in Dutch!

Well, that’s all for now. But perhaps we’ll share some more revealing Facebook updates soon-maybe including one from you!! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

Ned Frey has no updates to share at this time.