Berlusconi Chooses Toothsome Candidate (Sorry)

Nicole Minetti, the dental hygienist who helped treat Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi after he was smacked in the face with a souvenir statuette late last year, has been selected to join a list of candidates contesting regional elections for Berlusconi’s ruling party at the end of March. Unsurprisingly, she is not unattractive.