Berlusconi Attack Obscures Awesome Underpants Doodle Story

After being assaulted this weekend by a mentally disturbed man who struck him with a statuette of Milan’s cathedral, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi will remain in the hospital until at least Tuesday. The attack on Berlusconi resulted in a fractured nose, two broken teeth, and the complete overshadowing of this amazing story about how the premier “shocked leaders at an EU summit on Friday by sending them doodles showing women’s underwear through the ages.”