Unsolicited-advice
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Becoming A Poet, Hating The Holidays
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I Need a New Mancrush
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What Should You Be When You Grow Up? Yourself
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If Your Novel Isn’t About Talking Cats Go Back And Start Over
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We Are All Just Pretending Not to Be Frightened
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I’d Rather Be Alone Forever Than Ever Have to Spend an Afternoon Helping Choose Paint Colors for…
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I’d Rather Get to Watch Only One New Episode of Twin Peaks a Year Than Have to Talk to Anyone About…
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Writing a Book is Like Riding a Bike: You Shouldn’t Do Either
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If I Could Occasionally Get Laid By Masked Intruders I’d Never Leave My Apartment
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The Kids are All Right, Pick on Someone Your Own Age