Local-news
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The New American Dream
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Happy Ending For Mystery Monkey
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“Legitimate Monkey” Has A Taste For Texas Constabulary
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Hairball Probably Worth More Than You Are
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Remember When Smoking Was Glamorous?
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Town Known For Getting Snow Gets Snow
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Owl Thinks She’s Santa Claus
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Bird Sweary
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Local Writer Doesn’t Actually Form Opinions With Her Womb
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Dog-Riding Monkey Thinks He’s Texas People