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Please Don’t Let Any Of These Tech People Fuck Each Other And Make Little Tech People Babies
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Gimmick Patented
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“I heard the Whole Foods salad bar is a good place to pick up chicks.”
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In 2014 People Cross The Street In The Cold To Snap A Photo Of Broken Glass Just So They Can Put It…
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Man Who Says “Vaping” And “Disruptive” In Same Sentence Somehow Not Immediately Beaten To Death
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‘Artisanal Gruel’ Would Be A Good Name For A Band
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New Yorkers Now Being Terrible For Charity