Coffee Drinkers Never Forget

“Caffeine enhances consolidation of long-term memories in humans,” says some guy who comes from Science, which is all well and good until you remember that your long-term memories are full of disappointment, sadness and outright horror, at which point you may also recall that there is a solution to erasing those memories, which is called alcohol. It is, I suppose, the circle of life. Anyway, consider yourselves warned.