Lies My Breakfast Told Me

Can you trust the color of the yolks in your eggs? No you can not. Everything you know is a lie, and everyone you know is a liar, and everything that happens to you happens to relieve you of your money, love or time. If you don’t know what the scam is, you’re the sap. It’s all BUNK, buddy. All of it. Stay drunk and die young.