U.S. Girls, "Velvet 4 Sale"

It is not easy to admit when I’ve been wrong, particularly since it occurs infrequently, but a significant marker of adulthood is the ability to confront your errors and acknowledge them. So I have to confess that I was deeply misguided to be dismissive about the phrase “I can’t even” as it began to gain currency. Given everything that is going on now not only have I changed my mind about it, but I believe we should figure out the Latin and use it to replace “E pluribus unum” in every case going forward. Anyway, here’s music, enjoy.