NFL Haiku Picks, Week Eight

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10/26 8:25 ET At Baltimore -3 Miami

Now that Jay Cutler
Is injured the Dolphins seem
Fishy once again

PICK: DOLPHINS

10/29 9:30 AM Minnesota -9.5 Cleveland (At London)

The Browns should go to
London and never come back.
Tally ho, Cleveland!

PICK: VIKINGS

10/29 1:00 ET At New Orleans -9 Chicago

The Saints’ stout defense
Could keep Emeril out of
The frigging gumbo

PICK: BEARS

10/29 1:00 ET Atlanta -4.5 At NY Jets

The Falcons looked bad
Against the Pats last weekend.
Go for it Gang Green!

PICK: JETS

10/29 1:00 ET At Tampa Bay -2 Carolina

Both these teams should be
Way better but somehow aren’t
Like Radiohead

PICK: PANTHERS

10/29 1:00 ET At Philadelphia -13 San Francisco

This is the Eagles’ year!
Carson Wentz will have his own
Rocky Statue soon

PICK: EAGLES

10/29 1:00 ET At Buffalo -2.5 Oakland

Last Week Beast Mode rode
The Bart train home with fans so
He’s wicked awesome

PICK: RAIDERS

10/29 1:00 ET At Cincinnati -10 Indianapolis

Who killed JFK?
Tomorrow we’ll find out he
Died from Colts boredom

PICK: BENGALS

10/29 1:00 ET At New England -7 LA Chargers

The Chargers are bad
At playing on the East Coast
Too much chowder smell

PICK: CHARGERS

10/29 4:05 ET At Seattle -5.5 Houston

Deshaun Watson rules
But he’s going up against
The Legion of Boom

PICK: TEXANS

10/29 4:25 ET Dallas -2.5 At Washington

Drain the swamp, DC!
Start specifically with the
Owner of this team

PICK: COWBOYS

10/29 8:30 ET Pittsburgh -3 At Detroit

The Lions look good
But somehow the refs will wreck
This game at the end

PICK: LIONS

10/30 8:30 ET At Kansas City -7.5 Denver

The Chiefs are awesome
But that .5 makes me a
Little bit concerned

PICK: BRONCOS

Jim Behrle lives in Jersey City, NJ. Never bet on football. Always bet on poetry.