Haribo Gummies, Ranked

A listicle without commentary

with additional reporting by Anna Hezel

Image: DocChewbacca

23. Raspberries

22. Süsse Mäuse

21. Milky Mushrooms

20. Tropifrutti

19. Fruit Salad

18. Spaghetti Fizz

17. Fruitmania

16. Schnuller

15. Pommes

14. Alphabet Letters

13. Happy Cherries

12. Frogs

11. Ginger-Lemon

10. Twin Snakes

9. Rattle-Snakes

8. Sour Gold-Bears

7. Sour Smurfs

6. Peaches

5. Happy Cola

4. Frutti Pasta

3. Fizzy Cola

2. Gold Bears

  1. Sour S’ghetti

(Based on availability at bodegas in Brooklyn.)