"You drive like an old man."

“I used to get irked with Toyota Prius owners. These guys are notorious for driving below posted speed limits, slowing to a stop far out from a stop sign or light, taking their sweet time when the light turns green or creeping through parking lots so silently that they startle pedestrians. […] Now, I’m one of those annoying Prius drivers. ‘I can’t believe you,’ my lovely wife said to me the other day. ‘You drive like an old man.’”
 — Why do Prius drivers drive like that? Because they are basically playing a video game with the mileage.