Work Conditions Poor For Store Security Guard Driven Insane By Lady Ghost

“At the scene, police found the monks and novice monks restraining the trouble maker, identified as Mr. Phonsiri Janthamas, age 45. He had been cut by the damaged mirror on his left hand, which was bleeding heavily. Mr. Phonsiri was trembling uncontrollably and appeared to be deathly afraid of something. He told police that he could see the ghost standing beside the wall of temple. The officers tried to calm him down, but were unable to calm his intense fear that made him insane. So the police restrained him and brought him to the police station to calm his emotion.”
 — Your problems aren’t so bad when compared to those of this department store security guard who is constantly harassed by an evil ghost lady who makes him so scared and crazy.