New Hats For Obama's Marines To Feature Breasts, Vagina: Paper

“Thanks to a plan by President Obama to create a ‘unisex’ look for the Corps, officials are on the verge of swapping out the Marines’ iconic caps with a new hat that some have derided as so ‘girly’ that they would make the French blush,” reports the New York Post in an EXCLUSIVE so juicy you need to bow down in awe before the crack reporting squad that blew the lid off a story the government doesn’t want you to know about for their courage in speaking truth to power no matter what the consequences. The last time I checked it only took two comments in for a Post reader to use the word “pansies” in reference to the report, but that was a couple of minutes ago so I can only imagine the kind of elevated discourse that has subsequently emerged.