When To Not Be Right

I have always thought the perfect country song would be sung from the point of view of a man who is in an argument with his woman but decides to let it go in the interests of making sure he gets sex that evening. It would be called “I’d Rather Be Naked (Than Right).” That said, I can’t write a tune to save my life, and I am generally pretty lazy even with something as easy to pen lyrics to as this would be (both “turn out the light” and “you win this fight” are natural rhymes for the chorus) so it will remain yet another idea I allow to vanish into the ether, as almost everything in my mind will someday do. In any event, if you would rather be effective than right, here’s some advice.