Campaign 2016 Is Finally Here!

We received our first “_____ for President, 2016” spam today, which is great. (We’ve also unsubscribed from all the political emails, now that Obama has successfully been anointed president for life, so it’s possible that some other 2016 bumper stickers are already out there.) Anyway, go Ron Rand Paul! He will stop whatever’s happening, and give you Liberty, if you can afford it. Support whatever Super PAC is doing this, for freedom. Also, Rand Paul is a talking snake?

We are not going to mince words here: Elect a talking snake in 2016: