Billionaire Kindly Sends Food Rocket To Starving Astronauts

Old fashioned people may continue to argue “public vs. private,” but here in the actual future, the world’s richest people have solemnly taken on the task of solving our lucrative problems. At this moment, a rocket launched by space industrialist Elon Musk is bringing ice cream to the sad astronauts aboard the faltering International Space Station. NASA would’ve probably sent freeze-dried “pink slime” to the ISS, if the welfare-state space agency still knew how to launch rockets.