Obama, President for Life

“Obama will totally be so bitter and unwilling to face reality that he’ll run again in 2016 and try to become our first president to serve non-consecutive terms since Grover Cleveland, because he is simply unwilling to relax his grip on power. This is sort of the polite and not-quite-insane version of the ‘Obama will suspend the Constitution to make himself president-for-life’ conspiracy.”
 — The thing Republicans are talking about that isn’t rape-related.