Knifecrime Island Under Attack From Plague Of Toe-Nibbling Rodents
Britain: If the cats don’t get you, the mice will:
[A] gang of rampaging mice appear to be striking fear into the hearts of London commuters, after being reported to be nibbling their toes. Passengers at Farringdon station were left puzzled after an official-looking sign warned the mice had been “attacking” customers. The handwritten notice advised: “Please place the bottom of your trousers into your socks to avoid being a victim of the Farringdon mice”.
Oh, August, you cannot end soon enough. [Pic via]