Won't You Save These Homeless Long Words? Send Help Now, Some Stories Are Going Unread!
Longreads wants you to become a member. What do you get? The thing I like best is exclusives: advances on stories before publication. Also I like it when some weirdo I don’t know recommends a bunch of stories that maybe I haven’t seen before. I do like that! Anyway I gave them thirty whole dollars for a year’s membership. That’s right, for just $2.50 a year you can keep some starving words from being homeless, won’t you give today.