What To Wear To Clyde Frazier's Restaurant

“Independent shoe company Herstar announced a partnership last week with the NBA to make and sell team-themed high heels. The sporty pumps with a 4-inch heel and team logo emblazoned on the toe sell for $99. The crystal-encrusted 6-inch platform heel is $275. But you can’t really put a price on team loyalty.”
 — If the NBA is even a little bit cool, it will make a commercial with LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Kevin Durant, et al. playing on the hardwood in their respective teams’ crystal-encrusted 6-inch platform heels. You know Larry Johnson would have done it.