Heteronormative Wildlife Officials Capture Bear
“They just wanted to move him to an area where he can better find a girlfriend.”
— The “notorious Cape Cod black bear” was captured last night, and now it looks like he’s gonna get laid.
“They just wanted to move him to an area where he can better find a girlfriend.”
— The “notorious Cape Cod black bear” was captured last night, and now it looks like he’s gonna get laid.