A Supposedly Fun Thing Two Gay Dudes Will Never Do Again

Okay, wait, this happened yesterday, but it was my gay day off, and, WHAT? “Two California men on a gay cruise of the Caribbean were arrested Wednesday in Dominica, where sex between two men is illegal.” According to police, “the men were seen having sex on the Celebrity Summit cruise ship by someone on the dock.” They face up to six months in jail for “buggery.”

And then… after their arrest… the GAY CRUISE JUST PULLED UP ANCHOR AND LEFT THEM THERE. And the dude who runs the gay cruises was like OH, THEY’LL BE FINE. (That dude is named Rich Campbell, and he’s the president of Atlantis Events, in case you want to make a voodoo doll of him or something???)