Why Aren't We Using Roving Sex Offenders as 4G Hotspots?

“State probation officials are aware of the sidewalk camp — in fact, the men there say their probation officers directed them to the corner after leaving prison. Because of a strict Miami-Dade County law, the camp is in one of the few areas where sex offenders may legally reside.”
 — If only we could put these GPS-tracked sex offenders to use somehow….