Thirteen Things That Raw Cashew Nuts Look Like, In Order

by Dave Bry February 21, 2012

13) No-frills paisleys

12) Shelled, deveined shrimp

11) New born opossums

10) Old-man toenails (fungus afflicted)

9) Botero nudes

8) Hippopotamus tusks

7) Eagle talons

6) Lion teeth

5) Bison horns (especially when affixed to a fuzzy lodge club hat)

4) Commas

3) Apostrophes

2) Sea otters, floating on their backs, hunching up to open a mollusk, or, when the the sharp little hook that once attached the Cashew nut to the base of its apple is still there, fellating themselves

1) Shmoo

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