"Don't Worry About It, Baby, I Use A Lot Of Wi-Fi"
Here is another way you are killing your sperm: “Working on a laptop wirelessly may hamper a man’s chances of fatherhood. In a study, sperm placed under a laptop connected to the internet through wi-fi suffered more damage than that kept at the same temperature but away from the wireless signal. The finding is important because previous worries about laptops causing infertility have focused on the heat generated by the machines.”
Previously: Are You Killing Your Sperm With Food?