Financial Crisis Ruins Plans For Italian Crooner

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s latest album was supposed to drop in September, but has been delayed “out of deference to the political and economic crisis engulfing Italy.” There’’s no word on when the record, titled Silvio Berlusconi Does Sex To Your Ears, will see a release. Unlike Silvio, who is probably seeing one right now. (Kidding! The record is really called Ho lasciato i soldi sul comò, or True Love.)