Do Not Talk to This Man if You See Him on the Street

“He had already told me a lunatic story about meeting a hooker who knew a gay porn actor who did security for Christina Aguilera and had knowledge of a transvestite that a Yankees star kept in an apartment on Central Park South. The gay porn actor also happened to be diddling a Hollywood director. Via this most exotic of connections, Howie claimed to have had a few conversations with the director, who had put him in touch with his agent at Creative Artists Agency. The agent stopped taking Howie’s calls within the week.”
 — It doesn’t take long in the endlessly sordid tale of the life of Howard Spira for the line “Do you know who I am?” to crop up. Yegads!!!