Why Aren't You Watching "The Walking Dead" Anymore?

It’s important that you let everyone know where you stand.

Listen, if your job requires you to point to a television series that shows everything wrong with America today by all means go ahead and join the other take-providers on the Internet in offering up your angry, sorrowful explanation of why you can’t watch “The Walking Dead” anymore, but where are the pieces about “Talking Dead,” the show that airs immediately after it to discuss the program you spent the previous hour watching and reads out tweets that people — just like you — sent out on social media as the episode aired? I would make some comment about how this is the thing shows who the real zombies are, but real zombies hunger for brains, which is clearly not the sort of nourishment any of the viewers here crave. Okay, sorry, please get back to letting us know how difficult it is for you to continue with the empty cruelty of “The Walking Dead,” particularly when you compare it with something as powerful and socially significant as all the rape scenes on the dragon incest show. This is a golden age of something, alright.