"Sit On My Face"
He ordered. 1
He implored, barely audible. 2
Nina’s expression doesn’t change. 3
Would that turn you on, boob momma? 4
Because I am one horny motherfucker! 5
For another couple of minutes. 6
If you pay me enough. 7
And tell me that you love me. 8
For a bit. 9
Perfectly, he said. 10
Yeah. 11
By accident. 12
Stevie Nicks! 13
“HELL NO!” 14
“Man.” 15
Chorused a third. 16
ANY TIME. 17
Anytime. 18
1. Letters To Penthouse XXVII: The First Time Is the Hottest [source]
2. Pleasures of the Flesh, John Patrick [source]
3. The Way the Crow Flies, Ann-Marie Macdonald [source]
4. Such a Pretty Face, Cathy Lamb [source]
5. The Green Mile [source]
6. The Best American Erotica 2007, Susie Bright, editor [source]
(7) I and Claudius: Travels with My Cat, Clare De Vries [source]
(8) “Sit On My Face” [source]
(9) The Daily Beast, “I Got a $180 Bird-Poop Facial” [source]
(10) The New York Times, “Working With a Classic Frame of Reference” [source]
(11) It’s Good To Be The King… Sometimes, Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler [source]
(12) Shadow University, Terry Cunningham [source]
(13) Spin, “Sit on My Face, Stevie Nicks!” [source]
(14) I Have a Nightmare: What American Dream?, Wolf Larsen [source]
(15) The New Yorker, “Nachman From Los Angeles” [source]
(16) Temporary Insanity, Leslie Carroll [source]
(17) The Sound of No Hands Clapping, Toby Young [source]
(18) Dispatches, Michael Herr [source]
There’s a special place in hell…
What we talk about when we talk about…
It is a truth universally acknowledged…
Elon Green is a contributing editor to Longform. Photo by Chris Christian.