'Diner,' The Musical, By Sheryl Crow

Uh, what? “Barry Levinson and Cheryl [sic] Crow have teamed on a stage musical based on Levinson’s 1982 pic ‘Diner,’ with the tuner aiming to land on Broadway in fall 2012. Levinson pens the book with Crow on board for the music and lyrics. Kathleen Marshall, helmer of the Roundabout’s current hit revival of ‘Anything Goes,’ directs and choreographs.”