Perez Hilton's "Celebrity Baby" Blog Launches [Sic Throughout]

“Jennifer Connelly’s new born her baby girl Agnes, looks a super cute comfy in that colorful sling. It’s be a shame if David Bowie stole her! HA! Luck for Jen and Paul the Labyrinth is just a movie.”
 — Perez Hilton launched a new site that is “a fun space on celebrity parents and all children.” (“FILED UNDER: CELEB KIDZ CUTE KIDZ PEREZCIOUS PARENTING”)