Marian -- LOL MARINA -- Abramovic Just Wants $34,748 More From You

Oh my word, Marina Abramovic is totally gonna get her $600,000 on Kickstarter to like put a roof on the bare wrecked shell of a building that she bought in Hudson for almost a million dollars. That thing is a disaster! But soon it will be a beacon, a pillar, a dark crystal of longform time-based performance art. (That’s like taking a train ride up the river, but with intentionality.) The performance artist who put the fun back in fundraising is up against a deadline of this weekend, but surely she’ll get there. After all, this happened?

I would need a Kickstarter to raise money to pay someone else to have movie night with Marina! Anyway yay art.

Amazing headline typo right?