The Cure For Acne

Among the many other monstrous crimes for which they are responsible, carbs cause acne. Yes, “pizzaface” is literally a thing! Also attributed to acne-accumulation: stress. Here is my prescription for face management: Drink a bunch to reduce stress and then opt for wings rather than mozzarella sticks to keep the carb count low. Consider yourself cured. (P.S. I am not doctor.)