You Cannot Travel Through Time

Sad news for those of us who had hoped there would be some way we could return to an earlier era and undo the terrible thing that set our lives on the inevitable tragic spiral which resulted in an endless series of meaningless events punctuated mainly by suffering, sorrow and boredom (i.e., “birth”): Time travel is not possible. It’s got something to do with photons or something. Anyway, this is your life: you’re stuck with it now. Make the best you can out of your remaining march to the tomb, because it’s not gonna get any better, and it’s almost certainly gonna get worse.