When Lions Eat You
You are more likely to get eaten by a lion after a full moon. The official theory is that there is less light, which makes it easier for the lions to hunt you down, but my personal feeling is that it’s because THE MOON SUCKS.
You are more likely to get eaten by a lion after a full moon. The official theory is that there is less light, which makes it easier for the lions to hunt you down, but my personal feeling is that it’s because THE MOON SUCKS.