The Chupacabra Returns

It has been a good two months since we’ve had a decent sighting of a chupacabra — the mysterious, cryptid vampire that terrorizes livestock — so thank God for this fellow in Texas, who had the presence of mind to actually snap a photo. He himself doubts the existence of the legendary goat-sucker, but what does he know? It says here: chupacabra is real, and he is coming for your animals.