Hairy Back Art Is Now A Thing, Says Trusted News Source

Today in “yeah, no”: “Less permanent than a tattoo and now proving to be just as popular, hairy back art, or HBA, is said to have started becoming a trend in Europe and is now catching on at this side of the Atlantic. Previously, men would simply cover up their back fur — or better still — hot foot it down to a waxist and get that carpet stripped right off. But now, never fear hairy-backed men, your body is your canvas.”