Fine, I'm Already Boycotting the 'Hunger Games' Movie

Lenny Kravitz. My word. He went directly from The Rugrats Movie to Precious and now is supposed to be in Selma and The Blind Bastard Club AND he is going to be playing the helpful hairdresser/wardrobe designer Cinna in The Hunger Games which… well, since people say the main character has been whitefaced, I guess we can say the supporting cast is being straightfaced. Because that character was gay gay gay gay gay. (I also pictured the character as being about twenty years younger but I’m in favor of age-blind casting.) Also they cast Dobby the elf from Harry Potter as the hunger games announcer and I just don’t know what’s going on. I wish I’d never read these filthy books so I wouldn’t have to think about this and how wrong it all is.