Should We Be Saving the Christians' Children?
This whole “my parents think the end of the world is nigh” piece (which is pretty amazing) is really borderline on whether you should call Child Protective Services, right? I mean, when a 14-year-old is saying “I don’t really have any motivation to try to figure out what I want to do anymore because my main support line, my parents, don’t care”? Off to a friendly foster home run by heathen gays with these children!